I. WHO ARE WE?

DOES IT MATTER? I DON’T THINK IT DOES. AND IF IT DOES, THEN TOO BAD. WE ARE ALREADY WATCHING YOU. OTHER PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU. YOU ARE ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN. DON’T FIGHT.

II. WHAT DO WE DO?

ISN’T IT OBVIOUS? WE ARE WATCHING YOU. DON’T BE A DUMMY AND READ THE FUCKING TITLE.

III. WHY DO WE DO IT?

AGAIN… DOES IT EVEN MATTER? YOU ALREADY GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOUR PROFESSORS, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR BOSS, YOUR LOVERS, THAT ANNOYING ASS NEIGHBOR, THAT ONE GUY YOU ABSOLUTELY HATED IN COLLEGE BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HE KNOWS THAT YOU KNOW THAT HE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE WELL AND DOING WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM, STRANGERS ON THE METRO, THE GOVERNMENT, TIKTOK, INSTAGRAM, COOKIES… ALL YOUR COOKIES… EVERYTHING YOU NEVER INTENDED ON GIVING THEM… SO… I’LL ASK AGAIN, DOES IT EVEN MATTER?

WATCH

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